Drew Crane

"Watch out for the butt pirates."

"Ladies: NO MATTER what he says, never accept a mixed drink from Ben."

"Don't forget to ask for a benny rub down, Feels great after a session at the meat buffet!"

"Check into McCrane's and get a free foot massage from mccann!"

"Best Vietnamese food I have found in the states. Grab a saigon and banh xeo and you're golden."

"Watch out for BDT. He's a predator!"