Doug Miller

"Sit up top. Get the tacos. It's legit."

"Legit family-run camp ground right on the Delaware. Scenic as all get up. Ask about the hike near Lordsville!"

"This place is known for its bloody marys and whiskey. Ask nicely, and perhaps the host will share his private stock."

"beware of cats... oh, and try the punch"

"play nice with the maitre'd and you casn score some specialty bourbon on the cheap"