Doug Dickey

"Best breakfast burritos in the whole entire world. You can have one for breakfast and not have to worry about lunch. Freaking awesome."

"Stop posting bathroom codes! Just ask a waiter for the code. What's the best drink??"

"My brother works here, his name is Phil and he works in the deli.... go up and act like you've known him for years... Ask him how wazzu is going"

"Butter pecan syrup is awesome!"

"Check out the F-104 Starfighter in front of the Book Store"

"Try the Taco Pizza!"