Doug Gray

"They make a fantastic McMartini. Insist on it."

"Be careful. The whole place is just one big cult compound cleverly disguised. Don't let the stores and restaurants fool you."

"They call this Kingstowne, but I haven't seen a single king. What a ripoff."

"When they say, "That was easy," they're sure as hell not talking about getting into the place is you're walking from Wilson Boulevard. What a pain!"

"Great building. Love the granite."

"Big Poppa is very friendly even for 10 pm on a Sunday night"