Dottie McAwesome

"Four word review: overpriced drab hipster clothing."

"Generah suh chikeh!!"

"Watch out for the sometimes racist Korean waiters that don't like it if you're not Korean, you might get screwed dude!"

"Purely a tourist trap, there is nothing spectacular here, even the souvenirs are a letdown - if you really want the authentic Seattle coffee experience try Victrola in Cap Hill."

"There is no A/C - what the hell!?!"

"Notorious snack hut for high school skippers"