Brian Hogg

"They let you watch commercials in here, FOR FREE, before the movie starts!"

"The bathroom tip is a shameful, dirty lie! There are bathrooms just past the gate, behind Monk's Grill. For shame, sir!"

"I'll order what I like, Dustin C!"

"They sell food!"

"Useless tips are useless."

"Dear god, order the Bison with carmelized onions, then, when you recover, try everything else."