Don Pants

"The fastest, friendliest, cheapest, and tastiest place for a quick breakfast sammich or donut."

"Solution to the weekend deli line: One person waits while the other forages for free samples to bring back."

"Came here with luggage in hand as a last stop before flying out. Had to have it after seeing Hell Baby. Not disappointed."

"Look lika pig dun sploded up onmah beeiskit."

"Turns out you can't marry your cousin:("

"Be sure to enjoy watching TSA take away canes from poor little elderly men and molest them after they scan underneath your clothes and take a picture of your jubblys :)"