Donald Whelan

"The wi-fi sucks!"

"No footrest. Boo"

"Kilwins tracks is bangin. So is the Maryland mud. Don't make plans afterward."

"Watch your head in the dining room if you're over 6'5". I cracked my melon somethin fierce!"

"The bar doesn't have a foot rest. If you're like me and this fills you with ire, consider another bar...or just stand"

"Try the stuffed peppers. Out of this world."