Eric Goebelbecker

"Just push your way to the front when the boat arrives. Only tourists try to wait politely on line."

"Say hi to the chipmunks!"

"Check in to Krista's Kube while you're here."

"Take a shot for every "last and final call" while a boat is at the dock."

"Port Authority quality customer service at First Class prices."

"Block out the rest of your day for the wait on line."