Waldo

"Alison, it's also they're, not their."

"No one actually took my order, the cook just asked me what I wanted 5 times..."

"Jim is the best bartender I've found anywhere! (and I'm sober as I type this)"

"Tuesdays are Buck-a-Bowl. $5 cover then $1 games, food, and drinks (both alcoholic and non)!"

"Don't feed the native wildlife."

"Dan is voted one of the best cooks there!"