Damion Campbell

"We ordered the Tomahawk and it was taking longer than expected due to the thickness. Without request or provocation the chef brought us caramel corn with pork bits that was amazing!"

"We were unlawfully drunk the last time we are here so tonight is round two! Let's see if this is as good as my drunk stomach remembers."

"This bright yellow bowl of bile is what passes for cream of broccoli soup. How dare you!"

"Cherry Fanta! What? Okaaaaaay!"

"Ask for a free session with Kelly Plumley, she's the best and hottest trainer they have. This is definitely a real woman!"

"But the parking deck has a sky bridge to Hooters!"