Dan Martin

"Don't come here if you're not into the "party hostel" thing. They advocate getting hammered every night. Definitely better for younger people. I'm a young person so I enjoyed it."

"Blood ALL OVER the bathroom floor. So confused. WtF"

"All you can eat salad is kind of a steal I guess"

"Don't buy products with the GNC logo on them. They're a lot more expensive than other products, and the same quality. Sales reps shove them down your throat because they earn commission on them."

"This place is so sketchy"

"Dan lives here. Say hey to Dan. "Hey Dan". Alright cool"