Derek Manzanares

"Bartenders and managers drunk on the clock, security asleep on the job when there's been a rape in their bathrooms, bartenders hunting down female patrons into the streets of Aggieville. Horrible bar!"

"Come sit in the lounge with me and have I nice St. Patty's green beer!!!"

"Ask Satish for a Vulcan Mind Probe!!! It's amazing!!!"

"Come sit in Derek's section"

"Come sit in my section! Request for Derek!"