Wade "DJ Wade-O" Harris

"Be patient. The service here can be slow at times"

"We should start a campaign to get Marla to be mayor here"

"This is the worst place in the world to wait. It's beyond slow in here. No one is ever in a hurry"

"True they do have cheap gas, but they do take credit or debit cards. I just paid with one."

"Get their early for the 10 AM and 11:45 Services. They're both usually crowded"

"Get the bits. Best bang for your buck"