Steve Christensen

"Try the buffalo chicken dip. Trust me"

"If you're a douche or say something douchey, put some money in the douche jar"

"Ask for a veggie bomb. It's delicious!"

"Make friends with the security guards...they're awesome. Especially Cecil and Eliot"

"The veggie burger wraps are excellent"

"The luncheon specials are a great deal for around 5 bucks"