Ryan Russell

"Awesome place. Try the "Nor Cal Pad Thai" if you're stuck. Ask for "no Yuba Strips" if you don't like spice."

"The name says it all. If you want to keep the party going, this place is the only answer you need."

"Arms straight!"

"The cafeteria is extraordinary. Great food. Great prices."

"Ask about the 'free french champagne special.'"

"Male dancers in red thongs will give you a "backstage massage" for $20. Totally worth it bitches!"