Isaac Slings

"Friendliest staff around with a wide array of lenses"

"Dont come late no animals really out"

"Internet is a tad faster than dial up..."

"Need shit service? Want busch light or wings? Well they dont have them"

"Great customer service and a friendly staff add the sign from the 1970s outside the establishment and you've got a pleasant meal"

"This place is the top hotel in central Illinois to bring a crack whore. Need moldy walls, cum stained carpets, and a cathode ray tube television? Then you're in the right place!"