Dave Gill

"Try the chips!"

"Ignore the last tip, he doesn't have a clue what he's talking about."

"Travelled 115 miles to get here, only to be told at the gate that they are 'too full'. Ruined what could've been a great day. If you come, have a back-up plan. Or better still, refuse to come. Grrrr."

"Don't eat the goat."