Slender Man

"They got rid of the TLT at this location. I am not pleased."

"Your trip to Ninety Degrees won't be complete until you total your car while mounting the REALLY BIG, AWARD WINNING petunia garden by the code box."

"Your visit here won't be complete until you total your car mounting the petunia garden at the code box."

""Guys, i have a great idea... Let's only have one guest parking spot!" - the builder of the camden apartments"

"Never fails. They have 500 self checkout lanes, but only open 4."

"Great deal on the sandwiches... but if they ask me if i want avocado one more time (when i clearly didn't check it), i'm going to lose it."