Dexetrine Heartsweet

"25% off clearance, 25% off framed art, and several items for just $13 this weekend. Love these Friday the 13th steals!"

"Noel, the chick with the big tits, is a phenomenal bar tender."

"Charming Charlie is having it's Grand Opening today!"

"Got our fried pickle special with no problems."

"Their 50% off all books deal is still going on!"

"Avoid coming to this intersection via Skinner Lake from the Town Center at rush hour."