Schramm

"This is Trader Joe's. Not your favorite k-town karaoke. If you are going to publicly sing out loud while shopping might I suggest doing it on-key and to a better song? Otherwise lip-sync!"

"The absolute pits! Line is out the door and the clerks leave the counter to "expedite." Line goes slower! Duh! If you're stuck in this line right now, I'm so terribly sorry. Hope you brought a book!"

"I wish the juggling club liked better music!"

"Had an incredible time at Bar Musze! Wonderful bartenders, great people, the music was just right and the Manhattan was perfect! Can't wait to visit again soon. どもありがとうございます!"

"I'm sure there are people who come here and only order red sauce pizza, not knowing the beauty of Thai curry sauce that lies beneath their noses. I mourn for their loss :,("

"Say Hi to Sir Edward! The gallant debonair manky mallard! Don't feed him bread, it will kill him and then I will drown you when the water is particularly green :)"