Desirae Kissell

"The burger here is great"

"Don't. Just don't"

"Takes a long time to get a drink after you order it."

"I've had better pedicures. The massage chair I was in did not work and they did not offer another chair for me. There was plenty available. Bummer."

"All the animals are jerks! Watch out!"

"Pet the dog! Don't feed the dog! Watch out for the hedgehog!"