Derrick Johns

"Oh yea jindy just oust me out of my mayorship... Oh well at my dog is cuter than yours"

"Best vapor store in the League!"

"Who becomes the mayor of a place that he hates? lol"

"Worst place on the island to eat. Day old fries with a 15 minute wait, even though I was the only one there."

"Alfonzo go eat sack of baby dicks. Fucking peasant"

"Shawn is short but helpful."