Derek Watson

"Don't think for one second that anyone is going to give you their undivided attention or NOT answer a fucking call right in the middle of your appointment. Where the jaded pretend to help the jaded."

"FANTASTIC! The pastrami was the best I've had!"

"Don't smoke on the patio."

"1:34am. Closed. Reg gas $3.77. Ouch"

"Well, there's an evil horse and that's pretty good..."

"It's a coup! It will be a bloody one soon!"