Derek Tarlecki

"Free sno-caps if you get there before Tarlecki eats them all"

"Dance out with your pants out"

"I expected better. Good view, bad drinks"

"The owner/manager is extremely nice and charming, but will almost always forget to put your order in. Make sure you retell your waitress. Food is awesome."

"Roomservice is terrible. Food wasn't just stale, it was petrified."

"Try the greco-roman wrestling, it's the best."