Derek Fernandez

"Very clean bathrooms."

"I don't recommend this place only because the lines are long and I want all the paneer tikka masala burritos to myself."

"They've got a fridge to store food but it tends to be full of pizza."

"Find a spot on the couch to sprawl out on. The ones that don't smell like farts fill up fast!"

"Ask for Tim. Then punch him in the face."

"Nice place. Shitty people."