derek deal

"all hail the jerked seitan!"

"this place gives off the impression that it's going out of business. It's not. It's just terrible."

"Do you like your coffee scalding lava hot? Then get stoked on THIS place!"

"experience quite possibly the friendliest taco bell staff on the planet (I can't speak for KFC)"

"get some hot cider!"

"the vegetable curry is the shit!"