Dennis Porch

"AKA - the art of over pricing..."

"This place is ok, but Chubby's is better... and it's right across the street!"

"A little run down. They didn't have the water features running and the carpet on some of the holes was coming apart. With some TLC it could be a good course. Go to Professor Hacker's in Salter Path."

"The karts are really slow, but the mini golf is great!"

"Can't beat the lunch special."

"Can't beat hot soup on a cold day... especially when there's fatback in it!"