Dennis

"Too many cats"

"This place genuinely doesn't know how to cook anything correctly. What a disgusting pathetic excuse for a pizza place."

"Shame on anyone who regularly visits Starbucks."

"Terrible slices. Never going back."

"Seriously? This place is a novelty at best? Sets a new low for shitty Philly pizza."

"The new guy here needs to learn math. He sucks."