Deda Ownby

"I don't know how some one became the mayor of my couch in my house? Now make that make sense. Especially when I don't know who the fuck you are ryan. You never been to my house."

"The best cat in the world snuggles here!"

"Suck it Danny"

"Guy is a little creepy but gives me discounts and hook ups!"

"This place is the shit!"