Dean Faustman

"If corned beef is on the brunch menu, you have nothing to ponder other than whether or not you want to wash it down with a bloody. Hole lee schnikes."

"I can't disagree with Alan Richman. "Rum Raisin. Uncannily alluring rum-soaked raisins.""

"The women's toilet has a urinal. Guys: don't be afraid to use it."

"Looking or parking? Screw the garage and grab a spot on Divis just south of Geary. 9/10 times you'll park a block or less away. For free."

"Try the Antica Manhattan. And then try another."

"Think you'll be late picking up your pup? Ask nicely ahead of time and they might just feed your guy for you."