Adam Grundy

"The mayor is corrupt. I once saw her skin a cat for, as she said, "the lulz""

"Cider is strong as hell. Get pissed off a few pints."

"650ml of Desperados for £2.99 a bottle. Don't know anywhere else that does them."

"Lovely place to chill out on a summer evening when you've got a bit of cash to burn."

"The security here is so relaxed that you could flash an I'd card with Bin Laden's name and photo and you'd still get in."

"Don't sell Pop Tarts."