David Tinklepaugh

"Your kids will be entertained. That's good. The singing will distract you from the coffee which you'd otherwise refuse. That's bad. The food is ok but that's not why you're coming anyway."

"Food is delicious but spicy, order down a notch."

"Double up on the cornbread, get your drink on somewhere else."

"Recommend you get a reservation. Leek and potato soup so good, I stole my wife's while she was away from the table."

"Don't arrive drunk."