David S.

"Take it from someone who learned the hard way, try ANYWHERE else first."

"The club is highly disorganized, extremely poor at communicating, and Dennis has run off at least 4 coaches at our grade level ... who all went on to start their own teams."

"Dennis can't get out of his own way. In the 4 years we participated, the club dues, uniforms and tournament fees came out to over $5,000. With that kind of investment, we had high expectations."

"Come for the worship. Stay for the fellowship."

"Sweet potato casserole = a side that doubles as dessert. Mmmm..."

"Who's up for "The Challenge"? A beer from each of the 18 taps, right to left (including root beer). Finish with 2 shots of whiskey and get ready to hold onto the floor to keep the room from spinning."