David Schaffer

"This place is filthy."

"Super excellent. Should be at the top of every Pilsen list."

"Don't arrive more than 15 minutes late or they give away your appointment and make you wait 40 minutes. Even 15 minutes and 30 seconds is officially a no show because this one nurse is a little sh*t."

"I choo choo choose this station!"

"Big robots!! No, just two people and a dog and usually some pickles"

"You should f*ckin shop here!! They have stores!!"