David Silverberg

"Check out the study: very clean, and quiet."

"Hospitality here is off the charts. The man of the house, tony, offered to take my coat. I think the last time that happened was back in 1934."

"The man named Mark possesses coffee from the gods. Treat him well and he may offer some."

"Always get Emily...for anything. She's great. Tell her she's doing a great job."

"It's almost like the people of Walmart come here for their second hangout."

"Dont be afraid: the bathrooms aren't half bad."