David Schuler

"The cheese burger on their lunch menu is probably the worst burger in the world. And that's not easy to do."

"Don't come here. You're not welcome. That may sound harsh but it's for your own good."

"A lot of great people live here."

"This is the true check in. All the rest are not as awesome."

"Too bad the category for this is not water, because it's a beautiful lake."

"This is the municipal building for the town of Menasha."