David McCrindle

"If you have an iPhone 5 and you're sitting on the patio and it falls out of your pocket onto the ground, the screen WILL shatter. $229 repair. Also: good buffalo chicken fingers."

"Do NOT engage in slam poetry"

"Say hi to pastor jones"

"Try the pizza pizzazz"

"The doors are wonky!"

"If Solid Gold is playing, bring along Jed. His tipple of choice is a pitcher of Summit"