DMB

"Dave at the bar is fantastic. Tell him you know me and he'll take care of you"

"WARNING. You cannot actually eat the roses. Well, I guess you can but it's not recommended"

"Try the Thai Cobb smoothie. It's spectak!"

"Try the octopus tacos. Not on the menu. You have to ask. It's worth it. Best in LA"

"Wow. Worst Macy's ever. Not just unfriendly. Actually hostile!"

"Good sandwiches -- if you can survive the full scale assault from their army-sized staff. BLT with a side of aspirin please!"