David Lantrip

"Do the Dirty Sanchez. Filthy name for an awesome taco."

"Nice saltwater pool, so there's no nasty chlorine smell or burning eyes. Also very few kids, which is a big plus. The bar serves a great Mai Tai, but be aware it's only open from noon to 5:00."

"Worst Chipotle I've been to. Lousy service and the floors are greasy. Surprised I did slip and bust my ass."

"Not exactly the most cheerful wait staff."

"Slowest service I've ever seen at a Chipotle."

"Pretty damn close to a real NYC pizzeria experience!"