David Johnson

"White chocolate dumplings are awesome."

"This is where Sydney Trains tell NSW Trains they aren't wanted."

"Great Parmy on Wednesday night."

"Sign says 08:30 opening. This is a lie."

"Did not enjoy the $10 steak. The grill must be filthy. More burnt crap on the meat than at Hungry Jacks. Meat had a lot of gristle. Diane sauce is excellent. Drink was a bit pricey."

"Pizzas with a pink dot on the menu are $6 for medium on Tuesdays."