David Heasley

"Snappa on?"

"Disclaimer: they only call it Dubyas Fratcave in order to lure you in while it is on the contrary, the douchiest place ever."

"Sauce makes you gassy but it's so worth it."

"A place for upstanding Americans."

"Smells like sour milk and poop."

"Sabrina is the hottest waitress here... And she'll give you free beer."