David French

"Bought a great hoodie. Haven't taken it off in four days."

"Zombies in section three, feasting on unsuspecting customers."

"Awesome covered in awesome sauce"

"Back here at the very end of Terminal C the sense of isolation is so thick you can cut it with a knife."

"I think I just spotted Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-Un enjoying a cup of coffee together. They may have been sharing a bagel."