David Croft

"It’s upstairs, not (currently) well signed."

"New owners, same great coffee"

"Absolute shithole, quite literally raw sewage leaking from the macerator. Internet down for three days. Noisy as hell despite being the only one staying here."

"My latte had some gross solid lump in it and got spat out in the street."

"Bloody awful and plebian. Entirely undeserving of the name it bears. Might as well be at McDonalds with the speakerphone crowd it attracts and the wait staff that rush you out after 40 minutes."

"American size portions at Polish prices, what’s not to love? Still don’t take credit cards in 2022 though they will take EUR."