David Brunsdon

"Pack food tightly into your cheeks and shove rolls into your wife's purse."

"If waiting is a problem, I feel bad for you, son. I've caught 99 ferries and I've only missed one."

"Great place to meet a pregnant lady!!"

"Stop being such a dummy and you won't have to keep buying her flowers, ya dummy."

"The waiters are here to tell you how to order, not take your order."

"Put a bird on it."