David

"Treat your caboose to a butt monsoon, and your brown eye will be shining bright."

"I highly recommend it if you need to cross the Delaware river and don't want to swim."

"Be sure to bring an sectors pair of khakis for your visit; I fully sharted in my first pair."

"Treadmill, elliptical, bike, power tower, limited Dumbbells, and stability ball."

"Half price martini happy hour"

"If this line moved any slower they would be buying cars from me. AYOOO"