Dave Henry

"Never drink the last of Dave's RC Cola."

"The Crab Rangoon eggrolls are awesome!"

"Need to mail something after 5PM or on a Sunday? There's a Secret Ninja Post Office mini-branch in the store..."

"The teriyaki steak tips wrap is the best wrap I've ever eaten."

"Cumby's soda fountain 33-ounce cup: 5 shots of lemon flavor, then fill with Pepsi and you have one of Dave's favorite drinks."