Dave Luetkenhoelter

"Help yourself to anything in the fridge or pantry."

"Learn how to spell if you're gonna make a check-in point."

"You may have to explain how to make your drink. It seems like they didn't train their baristas."

"If your friends end up in another TSA line, unless you're late, let em fend for themselves. You just added 20 minutes to my tight schedule."

"Try the live bands. If they're bad for longer than 40 minutes, leave and come back in 40 minutes."

"Try the sweet potatoes. Daddy Shaun sprinkles them with love on the bar-b."