Dave Kehl

"This is the baby bird nest. Caw!"

"The band will give gratuitous amounts of VIP service. Don't be afraid to throw that cash!"

"Check your receipts. Other than that, great food!"

"Quick lay tonight brought to you by the gentleman in room 2380."

"Gentlemen, I can not emphasize the importance of a cock sock while tanning. A red love rocket is not enjoyed by any."

"Freddie is looking for friends. Please oblige him and us. We're serious. Someone else be his friends for a week."