Dave H

"Mediocre food, horrendous service!!!"

"I've never had a restaurant fuck up my order so consistently."

"Welcome to the slowest Tim Hortons on the planet."

"Shit yeah! This place rules! I though this was just another bullshit greek joint till I came here on a whim. Top quality classic shit, even the soup and salad were above par."

"I'm sorry "greg and marlo" but the "bachman turner overdrive" is fuckin lame. Try the peppercorn sirloin. Fuckin rules."

"Piss in the sink."